Oprah Winfrey Biggest Yard Sale Ever - I am taking credit for it!

Oprah recently announced on Twitter that she is going to have the biggest yard sale ever and guess what? I'm taking credit for her decision to have a yard sale. I know it can't just be a coincidence that she and I both appear in the June 2013 issue of Essence magazine where I gave some awesome advice on how to have a successful yard sale and get rid of clutter. And then shortly thereafter she decides to have one??

Now I'm just waiting for her people to call my people so she can fly me to her estate so I can take command of the yard sale situation for her.

Oprah - I'm waiting!!!

Loreal and Flower Ass

I think I may need a retail intervention. Been spending way too much shopping retail. Just look at my receipt from the other week. Did I really need Loreal and Flower Ass? No, but I bought it anyway.