My impressive centerfold spread

As promised, here is my centerfold spread. See where that pen is pointing to? Yep, it's me and the boy in the centerfold of the exclusive freebie local newspaper.

The other week when we were staying overnight (for free again) at the hotel, the next morning there was a fundraising polar bear plunge, so we had to go watch. And not plunge.

This woman had the hairiest armpits:


I think if the Guinness Book was there, they could have classified it as the world's smallest polar bear plunge in history.


Here's a short video


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We had a dusting of snow last night, so of course schools are closed today.